“Melannie Cruz”
Let’s Cruz,
Down the Boulevard,
with the Melannie Up,
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard.
Let’s Dance, Out On the Hardwood Floor.
Twerk with Your Booty Up,
and They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More.
Now lookie little girl, I know you think your cool.
But daddy don’t like it, when you act a fool.
So take his advice, and cherish it tight.
“Lock” your little body up, and guard it all night.
‘Cuz the itty bitty boys, want the time of their lives.
They’ll say anything, just to hope it sounds right.
Then off come your panties,
should have done as you were told.
So it’s to a boarding school, ‘til your 30 years old.
Let’s Cruz, Down the Boulevard.
With the Melannie Up,
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard.
Let’s Dance, Out On the Hardwood Floor.
Twerk with Your Booty Up,
and They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More.
Now nobody knows, nor nobody cares.
But we all see seen somethin’, as she aged last year.
There’s a unique way, about her blouse and dark hair.
She looks kind of perky, “Is it fun fan fair?”
Came out of the middle school, and into the high.
No fun, no games, no fairy tale rides.
But her daddy don’t like, what she chooses to wear,
That little tank top, shows too much pair.
Let’s Cruz, Down the Boulevard.
With the Melannie Up,
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard.
Let’s Dance, Out On the Hardwood Floor.
Twerk with Your Booty Up,
and They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More.
Now do what he says, and you do it right now.
Don’t talk back, walk back, do it somehow.
‘Cuz the word on the street, is you follow the crowd.
Go make your own path, and always stand your ground.
Then fight and go scratchin, all the way up to the top.
Climb the golden ladder, each day don’t stop.
‘Cuz in the final end, you only have what you do.
Trademark yourself, and all your dreams ‘ll come true.
Let’s Cruz, Down the Boulevard.
With the Melannie Up,
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard.
Let’s Dance, Out On the Hardwood Floor.
Twerk with Your Booty Up,
and They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More.
Now I dig this little story, but it’s come to an end.
So I’m writin’ my stance, so it’s clear where I stand.
This pretty little girl’s, learned right from her wrong.
But I’ll put it in this stanza, ‘cuz she knows it’s her song.
And she’ll play it all night, then she’ll crank it all day.
Vote it number one, so it’s always here to stay.
Then the lesson that’s taught, will engrain into her mind,
“She’s the Greatest Little Lady, so Brave and Kind”
Let’s Cruz, (let’s all cruz)
Down the Boulevard. (come on)
With the Melannie Up, (get louder)
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard. (oh yeah)
Let’s Dance, (let’s dance)
Out On the Hardwood Floor. (stomp it, stomp it)
Twerk with Your Booty Up, (oo shake it baby)
They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More. (hell yeah)
Let’s Cruz, (ride it longer baby)
Down the Boulevard. (be callin’)
With the Melannie Up, (up to 10)
and the Bass Pumpin’ Hard. (you know you wanna)
Let’s Dance, (baby shake it)
Out On the Hardwood Floor. (keep it goin’)
Twerk with Your Booty Up, (smack it, smack it)
and They’ll Be Comin’ Back for More. (guaranteed)
“Melannie Cruz!”
Music and Lyrics, 2014: Peter J. Beauchemin