“Chucked”

He's my best friend and I know him really well.
He likes to drink then he wobbles and he fails.
He's like a fine wine diner, only missing the refiner,
so he'll see you when your given him his bail.

His Name Is Chuck, Rhymes with Duck,
He Owns a Truck But Lucks Not His.
He's Once Been Bucked, and Sideways Struck,
Until His Crutch of a Wife Felt Bliss.
He's Run Amok, Now He's Chucked,
Talks the Cluck and Can Pluck a Road Home.
He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.

He's my buddy and we go muddin' all the time.
We get stuck and so we sit there smokin' dimes.
Sure enough out of the blue, other truckers all consumed.
Come and free us so we party with this rhyme.

His Name Is Chuck, Rhymes with Duck,
He Owns a Truck But Lucks Not His.
He's Once Been Bucked, and Sideways Struck,
Until His Crutch of a Wife Felt Bliss.
He's Run Amok, Now He's Chucked,
Talks the Cluck and Can Pluck a Road Home.
He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.
Awe bring it to 'em Chuck.

Solo:

Now listen very closely you've been warned.
There's an unsuspecting calm before the storm.
Then the Chuckmanian devil, wrecks his momma's only gavel,
and he's let loose in the bare like he was born.

His Name Is Chuck, Rhymes with Duck,
He Owns a Truck But Lucks Not His.
He's Once Been Bucked, and Sideways Struck,
Until His Crutch of a Wife Felt Bliss.
He's Run Amok, Now He's Chucked,
Talks the Cluck and Can Pluck a Road Home.
He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.

He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.
He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.

He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.
He Is the Chuck, No He's No Schmuck,
What the “BLEEP”, Just Leave Him Alone.

Music and Lyrics, 2017: Peter J. Beauchemin