“And the Answer Is”

Hey girl, will you tell me your name?
(and the answer is…) “Well, NO”
Okay now hey girl, is it because you think I am lame?
(and the answer is…) “Well, YES”
Let me ask now hey girl, will you swing from that pole?
(and the answer is…) “What, HELL NO”
Take it easy now hey girl, do you honor hoes before bros?
(and the answer is…) “Well, YES”

Why does it have to be so complicated?
All this small talk just keeps me frustrated.
Got to wait up in line, then get dissed to the pine.
Why can’t we all have a good time?

So now hey girl, do you like what you see?
(and the answer is…) “Well, NO”
I ask now hey girl, is it because you think I’m a dweeb?
(and the answer is…) “Well, YES”
Let me be now hey girl, what’s up under them clothes?
(and the answer is…) “Awe, HELL NO”
Hold on now hey girl, you think that I’m desperately out of control?
(and your answer is…) “Well, YES”

Why this endless down anticipated?
All this prowlin’ is so overrated.
Got to lock up my sights, ignore all the lights.
And just go and have a really good time!

And the Answer Is… What You Want to Make It.
And It Always Is… How You Give and Take It.
‘Cuz the Hurdle Is… Never Tryin’ to Fake It,
And the Motto Is… Shake It ‘til You Break It!

Listen up now hey girl, will you rock like a fool?
(and the answer is…) “Mmmm, NO”
Let me ask you now hey girl, oh yeah baby do you think I’m a tool?
(and the answer is…) “Hehehe, YES”
Come on now hey girl, will you get up on this table and dance?
(and the answer is…) “Wow, HELL NO”
Get shakin’ now hey girl, are sure you know that I’ve got no chance?
(and your answer is…) “Well, I’M SORRY”

Why does it come on, I’m always bein’ berated?
My confidence’s gone, beatin’ down and perpetrated.
Got to search out and find, gather up then unwind.
And then we’ll all have, really good times.

And the Answer Is… What You Want to Make It.
And It Always Is… How You Give and Take It.
‘Cuz the Hurdle Is… Never Tryin’ to Fake It.
And the Motto Is… Shake It ‘til You Break It Baby!”

Solo:

Okay now hey girl, (whistle) oh are you lookin’ at me?
(and the answer is…) “Well, MAYBE”
I say now hey girl, oh honey do you wanna believe?
(and the answer is…) “Well, I WANT TO”
Okay now hey girl, oh do ya babe wanna listen to this?
(and the answer is…) “Okay, I’M LISTENING”
All quiet now say hey girl, may I have just one kiss?
(and the answer is… wait for it… wait for it…)
“YES”

Now I get to keep on, cele-freakin-bratin’.
I’ll be gettin’ it on, all over the-freaky-nation.
Gonna get it tonight, do it up and done right.
So I’m glad we’re all havin’ good times?
Awe, shake ‘em all together.

And the Answer Is… What You Want to Make It.
And It Always Is… How You Give and Take It.
‘Cuz the Hurdle Is… Never Tryin’ to Fake It.
And the Motto Is… Shake It ‘til You Break It, Honey!

Music and Lyrics, 2011: Peter J. Beauchemin