“X-Wireless”

Well somebody told me,
that songs about cell phones are boring.
 
X-Wireless, We're Here for You Every Day.
When Your Life's a Freakin' Mess,
You Can Count On Us to Help You On Your Way.
With Your New Phone, It's the Best.
The Lowest Prices I Can Attest.
I Know This Because, I Heard It from My Little Cus’.
He Said He Got There Ridin’ On the Bus.
We're a Place You Really Count On.
We Never Put a Frown On.
We Always Do the Best for Our Guests.
We're X-Wireless.

Music and Lyrics, August 14th, 2020, 10:41pm:
Peter J. Beauchemin (D-116)