“Washabeeria”

When your clothes are dirty, you can come in and join us.
We can serve you a beer, if your thinking is clear.
But you have to be born old enough.

You'll be in and out, with time left no doubt.
To watch a game or two with your spouse.
There's no need to beg, 'cuz we've got us a keg.
Now aren't you glad you left your house?
Cleanin' up at the:

Washabeeria.
It's a New Kind of Fun Lovin' Place.
It's Not a Cafeteria.
But Next Door Has a Similar Space.
There's Lots of Hysteria.
All the Laughing Can Be Heard for Miles.
Here at the Washabeeria,
Cleaning Is Serious,
and All the Chores Are Done With Style.

Music and Lyrics, February 12th, 2021, 6:05pm:
Peter J. Beauchemin