“Start-Up Optical”

If you need an extra pair of seein’ glasses,
(see, get, stare, fastest)
I know just where to go.
(hi, low, baron bro, come on y’all, oh yea)
There’s an optical start-up who cares for the masses,
(lock, cart, share but be sassy)
and they’ll save you lots of dough.
(and behave like you’re on a show, yee haw, yippee)

Just go to their site and set up an easy time.
(know, quite, duck, sign)
You’ll see clearly when you’re out on the road.
(cheer-ily, now, home)
They’ve got designer-frames only carry-big-names,
(finer-things, barely trigged dames)
and they price ‘em to go so you’ll know.
(entice ‘em to glow, window)
How to see again.
(you can see again)

Oh, Start-Up Optical. Oh, Start-Up Optical.
You’re Like a Tropical Drink. (rainbow)
You Keep Me Lookin’ Good In the Heat of the Day.
Like that Umbrella Shade In Particle Pink. (brain-froze)
And If Your Contact Lenses, Turn Into Transitions.
Smack Dab In the Middle of the Night. (what-a-site)
Oh, Don’t You Worry, They Care In a Hurry.
StartUpOptical.com They’re Done Right. (buy-tonight)

Music and Lyrics, July 12th, 2022, 2:30pm:
Peter J. Beauchemin